because that was TOTALLY part of some evil plan to rob him of his honor or respect or whatever the hell he's griping about. They really believe any major television network is going to throw their asses off a cliff and produce a garbage show like that? Do they have any idea how rejected that would be by the majority of people? And of all the people you could imagine to concoct such an infantile idea, we get a greedy sheriff, a dumb horny redneck who seems to get off from feeding girls to sharks, and an overcompensating pansy bastard of a teenage guy who's pissed off at some girl for scratching his face when she was trying not to drown. And what makes them think a show like this would even air? Their intent is to market this as actual reality, not faked. If they were discovered, it would be obvious someone put them there. Why the hell would you try and pull something like this off in a LAKE? These are not freshwater sharks they're using - these are hammerheads and great whites, which live only in the ocean. And not one single aspect of this half-assed plan makes remotely any sense. By introducing sharks into a local lake, and filming them feast upon innocent teenagers they kidnap and throw to them, they intend on producing a reality show ala "Shark Week" (which is not my comparison, that's what they use in the movie) and becoming filthy rich off it.
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However, I cannot leave my opinion of this movie at that, because the villains' scheme in this turd is absolutely mind-boggling. And the sharks, in a movie that is supposed to be focusing on them, feel less like the center of this thoughtless fart and more like minimalist gimmicks slipped in at the last minute. The villains are amazingly stupid and mean-spirited, with motivations that wouldn't make sense to a rock. "Shark Night", in short, is a vapid, cheap, moronic slop of a movie. This review contains spoilers, click expand to view.
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